Do you love music? Enough to listen to it forever? A Swedish company called Pause Custom Sound Systems presents the CataCombo, a music pumping customized coffin to turn your afterlife into the ultimate after party. There are three parts: The CataPlay music application which is powered by the Spotify network, a 7-inch LCD display that all fits neatly into the … Keep Reading

Just One More Hit, Your Honor! A judge’s offer to allow an Ohio drug defendant the chance to stay out of prison if he’d give up marijuana might have just gone up in smoke. Hamilton County Judge Melba Marsh says she was shocked by the response from 19-year-old Damaine Mitchell. Mitchell told the judge he likes smoking weed and staying … Keep Reading

Last week Hostess announced it was likely closing up shop and entrepreneurial eBay sellers have taken the opportunity to tap into buyers’ Hostess panic, selling boxes for 95 percent more than grocery stores. In one Food Emporium grocery store in New York City, Twinkies were sold out by 1:30 p.m. ET. Retailing there for $4.29 for a box of ten … Keep Reading

Pop singer, Brandy Norwood, was on the American Music Awards and referred to the death of Whitney Houston as 211 and saying she remembers where she was when it happened as if to compare it to 911 – the day the terrorists struck New York. Some may have been upset by that but I get the connection.

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Could sex with robots help extend human life spans? Some futurists seem to think so. An article on the website, Transhumanity, argues that robot lovers could help extend life spans by giving users mind-blowing “longevity orgasms” far superior to those from human “meat-bag” partners.

It goes on to say that, “Sexbots will be more desirable, patient and … Keep Reading

PETA (People for Ethical Treatment of Animals) is back to try and ruin your family’s Thanksgiving. They are offering free mini-tombstones with the words: “Here Lies the Corpse of a Tortured Bird” for kids to place in your Thanksgiving turkey. A spokesperson said, “Kids love animals, and once they realize that turkeys feel pain and fear, they want to switch … Keep Reading

Madonna has reportedly recorded a duet with her teenage daughter Lourdes.  Madonna in keeping with typical Hollywood nepotism is attempting to help her teen daughter launch a successful pop career.

The pair have recorded a track titled ‘It’s So Cool’, with the popstar currently contemplating whether to feature it on her next studio album or to include it as … Keep Reading

Angry Patrick is a member of the Celeb Dirty Laundry family.  Each week he bring his comedy show directly to us.  Without further ado….. take it away Patrick!  A new dating website has emerged called Whats Your Price.   The way it works is …let’s say you need a hot date but can’t get one. Well, you simply BID for a … Keep Reading

Matt Damon, 40, refused to reprise his role as Jason Bourne when director Paul Greengrass dropped out so they had to find a replacement.  It was announced today that the Hurt Locker star Jeremy Renner, 40,  has been offered a role in the next Bourne movie.  Jeremy won’t play the role of Jason Bourne that Matt plays.  Rather … Keep Reading

This past week, Dancing With The Stars revealed its newest cast. Or would that be “cast offs”?   This line up is once again a who’s ho of douche-tastrophes.   My guess is that if you’re career is over, barely begun or never really took off, this is the last bastion of hope.   I mean, at least The Apprentice has some people … Keep Reading