I want to see Pippa Middleton play tennis so badly! She’s supposed to be good. She’s supposed to be an expert. She looks amazing in her little white tennis skirt (which is probably why Nico Jackson couldn’t keep his hands off her ass when she was wearing it). And I’m not the only person who wants to judge Pippa’s forehand. … Keep Reading

Geez, how would you like to wake up to that headline if you’re Pippa Middleton? Karl Lagerfeld is yet again ensuring that the Middleton sisters will never wear Chanel at a public event by criticizing the future Queen of England’s sister’s face. Sometimes you just don’t like people and Karl really, really doesn’t like Pippa. I can’t think of … Keep Reading

Vanity Fair must have been really impressed with Pippa Middleton’s columns in that English supermarket chain… or it’s still really impressed she’s related to Kate Middleton because she’s now a contributing editor. Pippa Middleton made her writing debut this month and she dished on those pesky wedding rumors, growing up Middleton and, perhaps her favorite subject of all, tennis.… Keep Reading

I feel like I haven’t written about dear old Pippa Middleton in forever. I don’t get withdrawals like I do from a Kate Middleton drought but it hits me deep nevertheless. But we finally have some news! Pippa’s consoling her naked left ring finger by starting a new company. She’s the sole director and shareholder of PXM Enterprises. Snazzy name, … Keep Reading

Well, some consider her a perfect Stepford Wife so is it any surprise to learn she was a Stepford child while at Marlborough College? Kate Middleton and Pippa Middleton are coming under fire for making the other children (but mostly their parents) feel “rather hopeless” while they attended grade school because they always had the best things and portrayed the … Keep Reading

Could there be another addition to the Middleton household very soon? Sources report that ever since Pippa Middleton found her common love, Nico Jackson, she’s had babies on the brain and won’t stop talking about wanting to start a family with the uber rich stockbroker.

“Kate’s pregnancy has changed Pippa’s outlook. In the past she hasn’t really thought about … Keep Reading

The love affair is over – no more book deal. Pippa Middleton and her agent, David Godwin, have gone their separate ways. Was Pippa Middleton dumped or was she the one to cut ties? Godwin is playing it cool but he did tell The Telegraph, “I am very sorry it has happened, but yes, it is true: I … Keep Reading

Does Pippa Middleton work fast? Compared to Kate “Waity Katy” Middleton everyone works fast but is this too fast? Reportedly she met Nico Jackson at a club in January of this year. Since then he’s already met the family and even hung out with royalty. They’ve taken multiple vacations and kissed for the cameras. It would just be a … Keep Reading

Looks like this won’t be Princess Diana/Sarah Ferguson type of friendship. The tabloids are running wild with stories that Prince Harry’s girlfriend, Cressida Bonas, is flapping her gums and calling Kate Middleton and her little sister, Pippa Middleton, tacky. Is she wrong? That’s debatable. Should she be saying those things before she’s had her perfect princess wedding? Probably not.… Keep Reading

It has only been a hot minute since Nico Jackson was revealed to be the new light in Pippa Middleton’s love life, okay maybe a month, but it looks like it could be over before it even heated up. Just a few days after Pippa and Nico were photographed kissing after a skiing marathon race, she stepped out with Tom … Keep Reading

I know. I know. The title question is a little premature but just think of the history. Kate Middleton and Prince William made their romantic debut on the ski slopes and got caught kissing for the cameras. Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas just did the same. I don’t know what it is about skiing but it brings out the … Keep Reading

So, Pippa Middleton is all set to become a Lady once her parents are bestowed with aristocratic titles by Queen Elizabeth after big sis Kate Middleton gives birth to the future monarch this summer. Pipster will finally have those elusive aristo men flocking to her, falling to their knees and begging for her hand in marriage when she becomes “official.” … Keep Reading

Carole Middleton isn’t the only one set to benefit from the birth of the royal heir and future monarch this July, but Pippa Middleton will be raised, too. Royal sources say it’s possible that the social climbing Middletons will be granted aristocratic titles by the Queen once the royal baby is born in July. This social elevation will cement their … Keep Reading

So I was wrong. Before when I wrote about Pippa Middleton’s boyfriend’s family liking her I said that was the hard part. Usually her boyfriend’s parents disapprove and Pippa’s parents love everyone she brings home because they probably just want to see her happy and settled like her sister. Apparently, I was off on that casual assumption. Carole Middleton must … Keep Reading

The title of the article says it all – Pippa Middleton is enjoying the perks of her royal connections to secure another writing job. This time, she’s penning a column called “Pippa’s Friday night Feasts” for Waitrose Kitchen magazine.

People are pissed, as they should be. Pipsqueak only got her 6-figure book deal because of who her brother-in-law is, and … Keep Reading

Poor Princess Pippa. How the mighty have fallen. We can try to stay positive. On the one hand, at least she’s got a job. However, writing for a supermarket chain’s in-house magazine is a long way down from scoring a 3-book publishing deal even if the supermarket is the ultra posh Waitrose.

You’ve got to hand it to her though. … Keep Reading

It’s not every day that someone says something nice about Pippa Middleton so I think we should run with this. Pippa Middleton’s boyfriend, Nico Jackson, just got off his first vacation with the Middleton clan and, apparently, has received their full approval. That’s nothing too new. I get the feeling that the family would get behind any dude that … Keep Reading

Pippa Middleton knows she’s in serious need of image rehab after her miserable attempt at being a published author – laughable, I know – and getting dumped by Alex Loudon because his mother didn’t approve of her. In fact, no titled man will have her – all of their mothers disapprove of her and the entire fame hungry, social climbing … Keep Reading

Pippa Middleton’s book, Celebrate, was a huge failure. She gave up her choice job at party planning firm, Table Talk. And her love life is up in the air. Meanwhile, big sis Kate Middleton is living the good life. And don’t forget it was Pippa with her mad social climbing skills who helped Kate get that ring on … Keep Reading

The Duchess of Cambridge has been papped again! According to several news outlets her famous baby bump has been caught in a “skimpy” bikini with Prince William and the Middleton family while on their Mustique vacation. Kate Middleton was apparently shot wading through the surf and the bump is supposedly very visible. This could be bullshit, I know. But I’m … Keep Reading