“I’m kind of a douchebag. I got a little sick of myself … I’m insufferable,” - John Mayer

“I’m wearing this for the troops because I know they’re having a hard time right now and don’t really get to celebrate Halloween.” - Paris Hilton

?I don?t know! Do you really want me to try and think about it?? - Mariah Carey told Glamour Magazine when asked how many washrooms her house had.?
Do I need any more reason to hate her?

“Totally creepy. He was sadistic in a deeply disturbing way. It was like seeing a specimen squirming on a slide in a high school science class…Donald, for some reason, also reminded me a lot of the garden slugs we used to get on our front steps when we were kids.” - Rosie O’Donnell on Donald [...]

?It was probably bad for my career. What happens is this sort of bleed-over from the tabloids across your movie work. You go to a movie, you only go once. But the tabloids and Internet are everywhere. You can really subsume the public image of somebody. I ended up in an unfortunate crosshair position where [...]

Leave it to Ozzy to Tell it Like it is. No celeb Sugar-coating Bullshit with him:

“They’ll either quit the drugs and the alcohol or they’ll die.” Ozzy Osbourne’s advice for Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan.
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“I’ve done coke, heroin, ecstasy, LSD, everything. But the one that had the worst effect for me was pot. I felt silly and giggly and I hate feeling like that.”
“I remember taking LSD before I went to Disneyland. I started thinking about Mickey Mouse being a short, middle-aged man in a costume who hates life. [...]

50 Cent was on Howard Stern this morning and told he “missed shooting people”. He also said that Eminem still makes 25% of all of Fiddy’s albums.
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“I’m just jealous that I wasn’t born Latina. I wish I had been because the culture is so beautiful.” - Beyonce tells Latina People Magazine.

“We hadn’t seen television for … like a month. I’m probably exaggerating. And we just got back to the United States. And we turned on CNN. And on comes Paris Hilton, going to jail. And so we just turned it off again.” - Brad Pitt Remembering the heiress’s recent stint in the slammer.