Kate Middleton’s been all smiles in the press lately but with a family full of idiots there has got to be some grimaces going on behind closed doors.

James Middleton‘s cupcake company, Nice Cakes, made a major gaffe recently when it debuted a cupcake with pic Princess Diana’s photo on it. The cupcakes were made to mark the … Keep Reading

With each passing week it seems even more painfully obvious that Queen Elizabeth is indeed winding down her run as monarch of Great Britain. The fact that she has begun to delegate royal duties that, in years past she would never have missed, tells us an awful lot. In case we weren’t sure then Elizabeth’s 600-yard walk from her carriage … Keep Reading

I feel like it’s been months since I’ve written about these crazy kids. It’s probably just been a couple days but after Kate Middleton’s non-stop two weeks of work this lull seems particularly boring. Sure, she’s been spotted out shopping and eating muffins with her mom but I WANT PICTURES! Why is it Kim Kardashian’s flashing her bump every other … Keep Reading

Kate Middleton, the Royal mommy-to-be (or mummy as they say in the UK) is indulging her pregnancy cravings. Hello! Magazine is reporting that Kate Middleton indulged in a spicy curry dish while visiting her hometown Berkshire, England. Also per the magazine she picked up the vegetarian curry dish at a local store. Kate and her family have been … Keep Reading

We haven’t had an evil queen in a long time and it looks like Camilla Parker-Bowles is getting ready to fully embrace the role as the single most despised royal in centuries! She has never been one to care that she is neither liked nor respected, just as long as she gets her way- the true definition of evil, right? … Keep Reading

Have you taken a really good look at Camilla Parker-Bowles lately? Well, we told you just the other day that in between stomping her feet and declaring herself the next queen - instead of talking up her husband, Prince Charles for getting ready to take his place as king in the families royal lineage, it is all about Camilla you … Keep Reading

It has been rumored that Queen Elizabeth is slowly fading as her health continues to decline and her schedule has been greatly cut due to her frail health. She has begun delegating duties and while Kate Middleton sticks by her side Camilla Parker-Bowles has had a completely different agenda. She believes that ruling England is imminent and so she … Keep Reading

As usual with the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, private news doesn’t tend to stay private very long. Just days after it was learned that Prince Harry was bragging around town that there’s going to be a new little prince, it seems royal friends are leaking Prince William and Kate Middleton’s due date. July 13 is the date to … Keep Reading

South African tabloid, You magazine, is causing quite the stir this week with its newest cover. With a headline reading, “Kate the Waif/Kim the Whale” it’s doing what just about everyone else in the media world is doing and comparing the baby bumps of the two most famous pregnant woman at the moment. But did it go too far?… Keep Reading

I think one of the things that I – and a lot of other people- like most about Kate Middleton is her refusal to play by the royal rules. Sure she loves Queen Elizabeth and she most certainly chooses her battles like a smart woman should. Her biggest bone of contention with the royal family is her pregnancy. She … Keep Reading

Prince Harry has arrived in the US. Considering that the last time he was here, he ended up naked in Las Vegas, we can only hope that he decides to revisit the City of Light (and much darkness). However, in non-Harry royal news, expert interior designers have managed to make their best and most educated guess about what … Keep Reading

Charlene Wittstock, a.k.a Princess Charlene of Monaco, a.k.a. the almost runaway bride of Monaco, isn’t talked about too much around here or anywhere in America in general which is odd considering the Grace Kelly connection. You’d think she and Kate Middleton would be pitted against each other constantly but it’s rarely done. Both women were commoners and both married … Keep Reading

In the summer of 2012, Prince Harry stumbled and stripped in a Las Vegas hotel room. The subsequent fallout was both salacious and exciting because of the strong contrast drawn between Buckingham Palace’s “stiff upper lip” attitude and Prince Harry’s rebellious demeanor. The red-headed royal brushed off the infamy and walked away even more popular than before.… Keep Reading

After months of rampant talk and insider speculation some serious changes have begun taking shape in the way that the royal family handles its current business. There have been a lot of rumors floating about the health of Queen Elizabeth and the 87-year old work horse has never been one to shrug off any of her duties whatsoever, at least … Keep Reading

Prince Charles has to learn to shut up, according to a very opinionated editorial from the Times UK. There have been reports about Charles taking on more responsibility as Queen Elizabeth slowly scales back on her end. The Queen’s health has been steadily deteriorating over the past couple of years, and she’s almost 90 – which means it’s time … Keep Reading

I don’t know if you’ve noticed but over the past few days the palace has issued a few critically interesting statements regarding the future of the monarchy. Not only has Queen Elizabeth announced that she’s cutting back on long-haul flights and sending Prince Charles to the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting (Chogm) in Sri Lanka in November but she also … Keep Reading

Kate Middleton’s baby isn’t going to be born a middle class Berkshire baby after all. According to reports the Duchess of Cambridge has bowed to royal pressure and decided to deliver her little prince at the Lindo Wing of St Mary’s Hospital in Paddington. It’s the same posh hospital Princess Diana had Prince William.

This is a little surprising … Keep Reading

Queen Elizabeth will be missing the Commonwealth Meeting for the first time in over 40 years. The Commonwealth Heads of Government meeting is scheduled to take place later this year, but the Queen won’t be part of the proceedings because of impending health concerns.

Buckingham Palace announced as much when it was reviewing the long-term trips planned for the … Keep Reading

Someday maybe Camilla Parker-Bowles will come to understand that demanding respect and throwing blatant tantrums to get control never really works out well in the end. I suspect it won’t be until she’s on her deathbed though. She has been waring with Kate Middleton’s family since it became clear that Kate was about to become family, but she has finally … Keep Reading

I’ve already told you it’s going to be a little prince but I guess we needed Prince Harry to confirm it! Of course he did! It’s Harry. He probably had a few too many and spilled the news to everyone in the pub. But why slap his wrist? He’s excited and that only makes him sexier, no?

“Harry has been … Keep Reading