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Tom Cruise Abandons Suri to Katie Holmes for Christmas

Tom Cruise Abandons Suri to Katie Holmes for Christmas

When Tom Cruise finally reconnected with his six-year old daughter, Suri, over the Thanksgiving holiday it had been more than three months since his last visit with her.  Since his split with Katie Holmes last summer it has been assumed that since she would now be considered an unbeliever of Scientology, Tom has likely been instructed to shun his Keep Reading

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Not Talking – Another Big Fight? (Photos)

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Not Talking – Another Big Fight? (Photos)

They say that a picture tells a thousand words and if that’s the case then I’d have to guess that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have had yet another blow up. The couple was snapped arriving in LA yesterday and neither of them looked happy, in fact they were quite obviously just the opposite.  Kristen is always a sourpuss that … Keep Reading

Is The Haircut Just A Distraction? More Signs Kate Middleton’s Pregnant (Photos)

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I have to admit, the more the hype surrounding Kate Middleton’s uterus continues to grow the more I’m beginning to entertain the possibility of an heir. The signs are ridiculous… but there are more and more of them. Will we get that Christmas miracle announcement after all?

Tom Sykes at the Daily Beast seems to think so. He came up … Keep Reading

Angelina Jolie Ruins Christmas For Brad Pitt’s Mom, Jane Pitt – Grinch!

Angelina Jolie Ruins Christmas For Brad Pitt’s Mom, Jane Pitt - Grinch!

Don’t we hear about this every year?  The holidays roll around and when the time comes to make plans, Angelina Jolie has absolutely no intention of spending a hot minute in the Midwest with Brad Pitt’s parents. Jane Pitt, Brad’s mother loves to plan a holiday surrounded by all of her grandchildren but Angie would much rather spend this

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Khloe Kardashian Promises Sexual Assault of Simon Cowell on The X Factor Tonight!

Khloe Kardashian Promises Sexual Assault of Simon Cowell on The X Factor Tonight!

Khloe Kardashian has finally descended into the lowest circle of hell, and it is plagued with pathetic reality TV, has-been music producers, and her tits. I’m running out of variations of the title “desperate famewhore,” but you understand the problem—Khloe has absolutely no moral instinct to guide her as she navigates the treacherous paths of self-exploited stardom.

The new host … Keep Reading

Kate Middleton’s Pregnancy, Popularity Causing Prince Charles To Slip Under The Pressure

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Prince Charles‘ “impatience” is still getting tons of publicity even though he was obviously joking and obviously being led by the interviewer. But that’s not stopping many from insisting the old chap doesn’t have his finger on the pulse of the country. According to that damn Ipsos Mori poll everyone keeps citing Prince Charles is out and Prince Keep Reading

Justin Bieber Cheats On Selena Gomez With Look-Alike, Uses Her For Sex At After Party

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Now that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are firmly back together, I suppose we need another young Hollywood It couple to spend our mornings guessing about. I don’t need to guess. I think Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are dunzo for good and Selena’s people are playing nice with Justin’s and not allowing her to break up with his self-indulgent … Keep Reading