This Shit Isn’t Going Straight to DVD

This crappy looking movie is actually going to hit theaters February 8th! Who the hell is going to see Paris Hilton act? She can barely act like a normal human being! Ugh, I can’t wait till this movie bombs and hopefully she can disappear.

Here is a description of the amazing plot:

“The Hottie & The Nottie” tells the story of Nate (Joel David Moore) moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel (Hilton), the woman he’s been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June (Lakin), Cristabel’s ever-present, not-so-hot best friend? What’s even more complicating is Nate’s growing feelings for June, whose true beauty starts to emerge.

And if you want to suffer more watch the trailer. I find it amusing Paris barely speaks.