WHEN ALIENS ATTACK PART 31: TOM CRUISE PAID ENOUGH MONEY TO BE THE HEAD OF THE ALIEN CULT


Tom Cruise has been named the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to the leaders of the religion. The Mission: Impossible star has reportedly been told that he has been chosen to spread the word of his faith throughout the world. Leader David Miscavige believes that in the future Cruise will be revered like Jesus for his work in propagating the religion.

A source told The Sun, “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure. Like Christ, he’s been criticized for his views. But future generations will realize he was right.” Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the 1980s and has recently risen to one of the Church’s top levels.
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This is the funniest thing I have ever read. This cult really is funny. I guess anyone can be the new Christ if you pay them enough. Also, when did Christ demand a large fee in order to follow him or hear him preach?

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