Celebrity Dirty Laundry – WEEK IN REVIEW! (April 10th – 16th, 2010)

Another week is finished, lets take a look back at what happened on Celebrity Dirty Laundry last week.  Tiger Woods was back in the news last week.  He played in the Masters – his first tournament since the news broke that he had slept with multiple women.  While he was playing in the Masters just down the street from Augusta National Golf Club at the supermarket checkout aisle, the tawdry tale of Woods’ having sex with the girl next door – a 22-year-old neighbor’s daughter – was front-page tabloid news.   Much to Tiger’s disappointment he was not the winner of the Masters he tied for forth –  Phil Mickelson won the 2010 Masters.   Tigers new Nike commercial was released and was not received well – Tiger’s wife is rumored to have been disgusted with it and is going ahead with divorce proceedings.  Meanwhile Mike Rowe, a man of the people, was more than happy to lend his verbiage to Tiger’s R-rated typings … and the result was hilarious.

In other news is being sued for sexual assault and trafficking – It seems that if you call a prostitute an executive assistant then you can hire her with impunity. At least that is what Seagal thought until his most recent hire.  Tales have been coming out of Steven Segal’s dark side,

In misc news Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod) is now rumored to be dating Cameron Diaz?   Who knew A-Rod was so popular – the pictures of him in Soho this week were the most popular of the month.  The post with A-Rod pics were re-tweeted 23 times.

The Red Hot Chilli Peppers Chad Smith announced that he had 84 year old Mary Poppins actor Dick Van Dyke rapping on his new album.

In reality news our Reality Queen was away for the week so we did not have our usual coverage.    Over at Celebrity Apprentice Bret Michaels was taken to the hospital with a bout of appendicitis.  Over at Dancing With The Stars Aiden Turner was voted off.    Meanwhile – Pam Anderson who is known for her busty, curvy figure – has been told to wear special breast stickers, commonly known as “pasties”, by show bosses to try and keep her nipples under cover.  Over at American Idol they seem to feeling the loss of Paula Abdul.

Last week was the week of celebrity split ups but one that was in the news was the split up of Larry King and his wife.  Less than 24 hours after dining together at a popular steakhouse in Beverly Hills, Larry King filed for divorce from his seventh wife, Shawn Southwick, and since then, the rumor mill has been grinding non-stop with reports of infidelity and erratic behavior by both parties.

Winning The CELEBRITY DIRTY LAUNDRY – FASHION TRAUMA pics of the week – Mickey Rourke at La Guardia.

Winning the CELEBRITY DIRTY LAUNDRY – HOT PHOTO of the week – “Be still my heart’ Taylor Lautner looking hot as hell!

Winning the CELEBRITY DIRTY LAUNDRY – MOST POPULAR POST of the week Oscar-winning actor Jon Voight  played the proud grandparent at the Hollywood premiere of comedy movie ‘Kick-Ass’ earlier this week, where he spoke lovingly about his six grandchildren who are raised by his actress daughter and her partner Brad Pitt.

Winning the CELEBRITY DIRTY LAUNDRY – ROBYN’S RANT of the week – I am so over Charlie Sheen.  This guy has to be the biggest screwup in town.  News came out this week that Charlie was having an affair with a lingerie model while he was married.

Winning the CELEBRITY DIRTY LAUNDRY – FUNNIEST STORY of the week  poor Schwarzenegger’s Mom Was Worried Cause He Liked“Half-Naked Men Covered In Oil”.  Mommy wondered why her son did not have pictures of girls on his wall like the rest of the boys ;-)

Winning the CELEBRITY DIRTY LAUNDRY – BEST QUOTE of the week Raquel Welch!

CELEBRITY DIRTY LAUNDRY MAGAZINE COVERS of the week Amanda Seyfrind covers Flare Canada and Milla Jovovich covers Czech Harper’s Bazaar.

Winning the CELEBRITY DIRTY LAUNDRY – CELEBUMORON’s of the week Danny Glover got himself arrested for trespassing and Seattle Seahawks Leroy Hill allegedly beat up his girlfriend – she had marks and bruises indicating an assault and she told police it was Leroy who did it.

We ended the week with a story for the ladies Justin Bieber passed his driving test.  So he is now able to take the ladies out for a date without having his mommy drive ;-)

Have a great week ahead and stop by this week for many more stories on Celebrity Dirty Laundry.  Don’t forget if you have something you want posted or a favorite celeb you want us to write a post about or you just want to say Howdy – send us an e-mail to robyn@celebdirtylaundry.com  Hugs Robyn, Annemarie, Jody & Rosie xoxo