Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, & Lindsey Lohan Thankfully Dropped From Top 10 Internet Female Searches

Dogpile.com compiles results of all the major internet search engines and in 2009 we saw 3 women who are normally in the top 10 fall off of the list – Paris Hilton (no wonder since she is a talentless nothing), Britney Spears (talk about talentless, she falls below the talent radar entirely), and Lindsey Lohan (an obnoxious freak by any standard). Instead searchers placed Megan Fox, Lady Gaga, and plain Jane superstar Susan Boyle on the top 10 list for the first time.

The most shocking result of seracher`s preferences was that "Jon and Kate Divorce" beat out ‘Michael Jackson’ for overall 6th place!! It is hard to imagine that people world-wide cared more about the inane meanderings and petty nonsense of 2 full-blown morons, Jon and Kate Gosselin, than they did about the death of the most famous pop-star of our time. I think that if you include the searches for MJ’s attendant physician, Dr. Murray, and several other variants on MJ`s death then the aggregate of those numbers would have exceeded those for "Jon and Kate Divorce." Dogpile Top 10 Favorite Fetches: 1. Facebook 2. Horoscope 3. Craigslist 4. Halloween costumes 5. Swine flu symptoms 6. Jon and Kate divorce 7. Michael Jackson 8. Twitter 9. Cash for Clunkers 10. American Idol.   Photos: Fame Pictures