Tiger Woods Is A Very Dirty Boy

Much has been ado over the whole Tiger Woods and Devon James sex tape. So much, in fact, that we’re actually starting to believe the rumors of the tape’s existence.

Tiger’s ex-fling, Devon, said that she had a little over a half hour of the dirty action with the disgraced golfer. Now, another person says that he’s seen the tape — and get this — it’s super dirty!

An anonymous tipster told Radar Online, “I’ve seen the tape and it’s Tiger Woods playing a few holes.” Ooh, a pun! I’m elated that this man has a sense of humor, but it’s not lending any value to his credibility.

He added, “He can be pretty dirty…in fact, he is dirty!” The snitch also revealed that the tape was filmed in a Florida condo in 2008, because those details are probably obvious from the tape itself, right? Hmmm…

He said, “Mr. Tiger’s smile is unmistakable…it’s definitely his face. Because of her past I thought, ‘There’s no way she actually has a tape’, but then I saw it why my own eyes and couldn’t believe it. I’m on the fence with the whole thing. I kind of think Tiger’s had enough and he’s trying to pull his life back together. But when I saw the video and there it was right in front of me, my jaw just hit the floor.”

What do you think? Are you buying this at all?