Khloe Kardashian Reins In The Thunder Thighs (Photo)

Khloe Kardashian Reins In The Thunder Thighs (Photo)

Khloe Kardashian accompanied her more important and more famous sister, Kim, so that she can try on wedding dresses. So, in a blatant attempt to blind the paparazzi from gaining any view of Kim, she distracted them.

Wookie leg, it blinds and changes a person. She wore a red dress, which basically screamed, “I’m important, too! Why didn’t I get any media attention when I get married?!?!!!”

Still, she showed the snappers the beat down Spanx that reins in the Sasquatch Thighs. All for the love of a sister.  More pictures of the upskirt HERE

Kim had the windows of the dress shop blacked out so that no one could see in….but little did she know, her sister’s distraction was good enough. We’re not sure how many paparazzi we lost yesterday as a result of this rare sighting, but we must mourn the loss and move on with our lives. It’s what they would’ve wanted.

This family never surprises me. Kim has a butt the size of Texas and Khloe has thighs that crush on site….And Kourtney has a douchebag…enough said.

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