Nancy Grace And The Case Of The Furtive Fart On Dancing With The Stars

Nancy Grace And The Case Of The Furtive Fart On Dancing With The StarsLast week it was a nip slip on Dancing With The Stars and this week Nancy Grace might be guilty of farting loudly on the show while it was on the air.

Of course Nancy hotly denies that it was she who let loose a blast from her p-ass-t but of course would we expect her to admit it? After all there is no CSI technology available to prove from whom the toxic discharge emanated. Its not like we can use DNA or fingerprint testing and lay the blame where it belongs.

Nancy remains a prime suspect in the case of the furtive fart. Listening closely to the clip of Nancy chatting last night with Brooke Burke and Tristan MacManus there is an audible fart. This occurred after Nancy was all worked up after she waltzed to ‘Moon River.’ Someone definitly farted and it is most likely one of either Nancy, Brooke, or Tristan.

TMZ cheekily reports Nancy as saying: “As an ear witness on the scene, I can absolutely exonerate Tristan, myself and Brooke. However, the rest of the cast – seated just inches away – all remain under grave suspicion. The investigation continues.”

Somehow we hope it was Nancy – she is just so arrogant and superior.

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