Khloe Kardashian’s Drunk Driving Threatens X-Factor USA Hosting Job Warns Simon Cowell

Khloe Kardashian’s Drunk Driving Threatens X-Factor USA Hosting Job, Warns Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell has Khloe Kardashian on a tight leash, and girlfriend doesn’t like the feel of that collar! Khloe is on thin ice at The X-Factor for her yawn inducing co-hosting. But this is not what has Simon seeing red.

Simon had learned that Khloe had been arrested in March of 2007 for driving under the influence. Simon made it very clear to Khloe that he did not want her reflecting badly on him or his empire. He warned her, “If I ever see or hear that you’ve gotten behind the wheel of a car and you’ve been drinking, or, God forbid, you get another DUI, there will be no questions asked – consider yourself fired!”

Khloe remains oblivious as to why Simon has anything to be upset over. Khloe believes everyone should let the DUI go because she has “paid her debt to society“. Of course you did Khloe – after being busted for totally blowing off your probation! Sorry, you are not getting pats on the back for that. Khloe was sentenced to 30 days in jail, but bitch lucked out and only had to serve 5 hours due to over-crowding. She also had to complete an alcohol education program.

Simon isn’t the only one who gets a little touchy about the whole jeopardizing-other-peoples-lives thing. In 2009 Donald Trump fired Khloe from The Celebrity Apprentice after learning of her DUI. Khloe missed some of the competition due to attending a mandatory class related to her DUI – this is apparently the first Trump heard of the DUI, and he acted swiftly. “I hate people who drive under the influence,” Trump said in the boardroom firing scene, “I know 3 families who lost children to drunken driving.”

Khloe better snap out of her fantasy world and count her lucky stars that Simon even thinks she is relevant enough to be on The X-Factor. This opportunity will be gone if she doesn’t get with the Cowell program, and she will be back to Tweeting about her vagina in the blink of an eye. God help us all.

3 responses to “Khloe Kardashian’s Drunk Driving Threatens X-Factor USA Hosting Job Warns Simon Cowell”

  1. rejco says:

    I hate DRAFT-DODGING & WAR-MONGERING COWARDS like Donald Trump; what a little sissy-man.

  2. Goob says:

    It pisses me off that the repercussions of a DUI are so far reaching… It is wrong, yes, but Khloe didn’t kill anyone or even cause property damage. She learned her lesson but people seem to want to demonize a drunk driver to the point where they can never be forgiven… and it’s usually done by hypocritical people who have done just as bad or worse