Maria Shriver Tries to Save Uncertain Future with Energy Crystals and New Agey Hocus Pocus!

Maria Shriver Tries to Save Uncertain Future with Energy Crystals and New Agey Hocus Pocus!

Maria Shriver is trying to get a glimpse of what her uncertain future might hold for her . . . by delving into the mystical lands of psychics, crystals, and magical New Age techniques! Maria was seen exiting a psychic’s shop yesterday in the fancy neighborhood of Brentwood, and she was holding a plastic bag — a plastic bag filled with what we can only imagine to be lots and lots of answers (i.e. spells, charms, and perhaps a curse or two to be directed at her good ol’ ex Arnold Schwarzenegger).

The one-stop-shop psychic parlor — which, based off the sign in the window, offers services in chakra balancing, tarot card readings, soul purpose readings, soulmate readings, and crystal energy work — told TMZ that Maria is a faithful customer and has sought out their services before.

Who would’ve thought that the former first lady of California finds solace in the New Age arts and crafts? Not me. This is definitely something that even my third eye (which is incredibly strong and can see across great distances by the way) missed. *Palm-read palm to face* *Face to desk*.

All jokes aside, I have no problem with people resorting to these forms of spiritual counseling. Many people find these methods and techniques to be very therapeutic — and if it helps them get through tough, uncertain times, instilling within them a sense of hope and drive to push onward . . . well, then I say WHY THE HELL NOT! Seek out all the psychics, mystics, and spell books you’d like, Maria.

What do you think about Maria’s latest crystal purchase? What do you think she’s planning on doing with them? OMG, perhaps she’s going to summon a horde of demons and finally get rid of Perez Hilton for me! Hey, Maria, wait up! I have a few crystals sitting in the closet — I’ll help ya.

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