Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Divorced By Christmas

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Divorced By Christmas

When I think of Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison, it brings to mind the great love affairs from history such as Cleopatra and Mark Antony; Napoleon Bonaparte and his Josephine; Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton; Peanut Butter and Grape Jelly. So it was quite a disappointment when that other great love affair—Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison—came to an abrupt and not surprising end.

Really, did anyone think this relationship would go the distance? After the 16 year-old eloped with Doug, we were quite sure they were going to prove us naysayers wrong and live happily ever after.

But when Doug allowed his teenage wife to trot across the pond to London in her Perspex heels for a stint on Celebrity Big Brother, Courtney decided that us Yankees were on to something when we decided to give the heave-ho to our former landlords, and promptly left her husband tearfully clutching the straggly remains of her hair extensions. Courtney decided at the ripe old age of 19 that she wanted to legally separate from her husband of just three years, and poor Doug probably thought his life was over.

But alas, not so fast! Could there actually a reconciliation looming over the horizon?

RadarOnline reported that the shattered Doug took his young wife out to the famous Hollywood Musso & Frank Grill. Hoping to lure her back into those withering arms no doubt, Doug spirited his young bride away to a darkened booth where they canoodled all night. Eyewitnesses or in this case, people who just wanted something to stare at while they waited for their food, reported that the loved up couple couldn’t keep their hands off each other.

This writer wants to know what was in the iced tea. Really? How could you tell and why would you? While it was obvious to the unfortunate few that Doug wants his wifey back, it would appear that Courtney isn’t ready to give up the attention that comes with being married to a man who’s old enough to be her grandpa and was just going through the motions.

While Doug isn’t well known as an actor, the man had a few surprising turns as a creepy hibernating organ thief in an episode of The X-Files back in the early ‘90s, and many will probably recognize him as the sadistic prison guard in The Green Mile.

It would appear that Courtney isn’t quite ready to let go of Doug just yet, as she isn’t a household name, say on par with the likes of Lindsay Lohan or Kim Kardashian. I guess marrying a man more than three times your age and tottering around in heels high enough to give you altitude sickness just isn’t enough to get your name out there.

Keep going Courtney, you’re 19, what does it matter that Doug might actually love you, or that you have no discernible talent aside from cutting off tube socks and using them as dresses! You keep fighting the good fight, I’m sure Vivid Entertainment will come knocking on your door after you kick Doug to the curb.
They’ll be divorced by Christmas! Mark my words!

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