Khloe Kardashian Divorce Meeting: Kardashian & Jenner Family Meet Secretly Without Lamar Odom

Khloe Kardashian Divorce Meeting: Kardashian & Jenner Family Meet Secretly Without Lamar Odom

Another crummy reality show, another surgery procedure gone wrong, another oxycodone addiction, another divorce. Welcome to Hollywood. While Kate Middleton threatens to release her royal heir from it’s womb, and Beyonce does a naked photo shoot to attempt the regaining of her crown, the Kardashians have managed to pierce through the headlines, and snatch all the limelight as usual.

The family’s black sheep, Khloe Kardashian (or Simpson, or Roldan, since reports of Kris Jenner’s alleged sexual trysts with ‘The Juice’ OJ Simpson and her hairdresser Alex Roldan) has managed to garner a real headline this time. No fake weight loss claims, high interest rate prepaid credit card scams, or pretend pregnancies. The wide bodied, leggy reality queen tried ignoring rumors of her husband, NBA E-List, Lamar Odom’s infidelity. Even when they were still just dating, he was seeing another Armenian woman, the daughter of a California jewelry dealer. Her father was furious after discovering his engagement to Hoe-eee Kardashian. He also had an old, blonde, unattractive cougar he used to smash all the time at his Manhattan Beach home. You know they say ugly women are great in bed.

Khloe was in need of a headline in 2011, when Lammy agreed to love her until death, in front of endless reality cameras. Forever is a long time in KardashianLand. Lamar Odom, the “two-time” Los Angeles Laker champion, has now washed up along the shores of the Pacific Coast. He literally went from making 8 million bucks a year, to struggling for a slot in the league. Plus, he has to pay his kid’s mom, Liza Morales, child support.

Khloe Kardashian Divorce Meeting: Kardashian & Jenner Family Meet Secretly Without Lamar Odom

In the dust of Kylie and Kendall Jenner’s road to a sex tape, Lamar Odom’s infatuation with Jennifer Richardson, and public meltdown with an attack on random paparazzi, the Kardashian Klan called a family meeting at Bruce Jenner’s Malibu beach house to likely discuss Khloe’s divorce procedures, or the vicious lawsuit from their ex-stepmom.

To find out why they’re wearing such hideous outfits, you’d likely have to speak to Kimye. Kanye West does, after all, consider himself “a God”. Of course Lamar wasn’t there, and Hoe-eee’s weave was matted under her dusty fedora hat. Even the Jenner non-factors were at the meeting, so you know it’s serious. The mood was solemn, and the family pretended to be disgusted by the invasive paparazzi. It won’t be long before all this plays out on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, so don’t make your head hurt trying to figure it all out. Their cameras never turn off, and most likely, neither will our infatuation for the hairy beauties. Who knew rich people had so many issues?

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  • MakeHerUp

    I really hope this isn’t true!

  • starlet1

    It’s a fryer really