Kris Jenner’s Talk Show “Kris” Review and Recap – Success or Failure?

Kris Jenner's Talk Show "Kris" Review and Recap - Success or Failure?

The rest of us are back on our grind, still taking Twinkies for granted (and Bruce Jenner is getting wasted in his Malibu beachfront property). The perky palm trees just continue to blow in the direction of the KarTrashians. Kris Jenner,(Kardashian wanna-be), snorts the spotlight herself with the highly-anticipated debut of her well earned “pop culture driven” daytime talk show. The infamous family is known for their Va Jay jay popping in social media, attention raping, and media hogging ways. This is Kardashian Country, and fans will wait forever to get a glimpse of baby North West. The royal’s baby may as well stay in his or hers uppity womb.

Although the camera loves Jenner, she fell flat within the first five minutes with her boring prolonged story about the birth of Nori West. Had North been born later, or her show’s debut would have premiered earlier, this corny opening may have worked. But it failed – Kris trembled and squinted at the cue cards, but it was not funny enough The show is starving for new writers that want Kris to win instead of wanting her money.

The chef feature was completely unnecessary. Viewers likely expected a better guest than “Hollywood Exes” belly dancer and ex-wife of Prince, Mayte Garcia. It would have been better if she featured a bigger star, or brought attention to a relevant cause. “Kris,” a one-hour program, runs for six weeks on select FOX stations.

Kris Jenner could launch into national syndication, as long as she continues to pimp the Hollywood fame game like she’s doing to Kylie, Kendall , and her grandkids. She opens, and closes the entire first episode blabbing about her family while Hoe-EEE and Kourtney (fake smiling) are there as support.

Kris pretended to “set the record straight” about all the stories she and her family creates themselves. Playing up to her whorish last name, the married mother flirted relentlessly – but sadly, Kris Jenner looked amazing. Her co-host is handsome, but obviously just an accessory. The TV audience went away with the image of Jenner swaddling a fake baby North West, nobody got the joke or saw the point.

Ryan Seacrest has also supposedly made Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick a massive offer to do their own reality show – just them and the kids. Will Kourtney marry for the cameras? This is the perfect time for both Kris and Kourtney since Kim is perfecting her mothering skills, and Khloe is shopping for a new showmance husband. Kardashians give us life, but we don’t need a talk show version of her reality series.

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8 responses to “Kris Jenner’s Talk Show “Kris” Review and Recap – Success or Failure?”

  1. Ali says:

    I’m going to pass on this one. I forbade myself from watching that family a few seasons ago.

  2. EmilyTrainham says:

    I can’t even believe Kris did that thing with the baby. So bad.

  3. HollywoodHiccups says:

    OMG she is so desperate… no big celebs, no one wants to go near her..

  4. Angel 2009 says:

    Another K Trash show featuring no discernible talent and manipulation – be gone Head Hoe!
    And that goes for you too Ryan Seecrap!

  5. allie says:

    Her show will tank. She’s a liar, and watching Merv Griffin doesn’t make you a talk show host.

  6. jeangol55416641 says:

    How much attention do these people need? My cup is filled to the brim! Everywhere you turn you see their picture! It is too much!

  7. starlet1 says:

    FRYER that’s all she thinks that they’ll win @ everything

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