Queen Elizabeth Sends Camilla Parker-Bowles To Alcohol Detox In India – Warns Her To Dry Out and Sober Up

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I love the fact that the royal family is just as dysfunctional as any other family out there. You know how we all have that family member that we wouldn’t mind not seeing and so of course they show up to wreck every family gathering? Well, say hello to Camilla Parker-Bowles as she fills those shoes for the royals. In the last few months the Duchess of Cornwall has made a then-pregnant Kate Middleton cry in public, demanded a $350 million divorce from Prince Charles after realizing that all of that expensive plastic surgery was for nothing because she is not going to be Queen after all.  Then there was that topless photo scandal that unfortunately we can’t unsee. By the time Cami showed up to wreck havoc at Prince George’s christening, well Queen Elizabeth was just looking for a reason to banish the bitch and thankfully Camilla gave her one.

Camilla is currently in India on an extensive 9-day tour and Prince Charles was forced to tag along as her babysitter. A huge part of Camilla’s problem is that she’s a heavy drinker, as evidenced by the handy dandy flask that she brings with her everywhere. The Queen demanded that Charles get his wife nice and sober during this trip which is going to be really tough since they seem trapped in a vicious cycle. Cami doesn’t get her way, flips out and gets drunk, repeat. Plus she wants out of the marriage so it’s unlikely that Charles will keep her from drinking.

It’s kind of funny because whenever Camilla is sent somewhere far away it’s like code for rehab. The last time she needed to dry out she did so in Africa! Will this trip to India help Camilla to get herself together or is it just something that she needs to endure in order to return home to her expansive liquor cabinet? Tell us your thoughts in the comments below!

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