Khloe Kardashian is a piece of work. Literally. A drunk Kris Jenner stitched Khloe together one stormy night. Whoey Khloe went on to win the Nobel Prize, a Pulitzer, a billion Grammy Awards and an Academy Award for her portrayal of Katherine Hepburn in the seminal box office hit “Pantless Pants”.
And then she woke up in a stranger’s bed.
Khloe received the raw end of the Kardashian deal. She has always been overshadowed by Kim, Kourtney, Kris, Bruce Jenner, Kendall and Kylie Jenner, the production team, the cameramen, the boom, the gaffer, the trash man, the toilet and the door. She is basically the Halle Berry of reality television.
And then she met French Montana a.k.a Karim Kharbouch (Lamar Odom is so 2013!)
A new Khloe and a new beau? Huh-uh. It’s a strange rebound, even for a Kardashian. What’s the deal? Well, one of Khloe’s close acquaintances thinks she might be pregnant. Yes, we also rolled our eyes and “pfft’ed” like dead art historians at a Gary Busey exhibition.
According to a source close to the situation, “I joined Khloe at Penthouse Club in West Hollywood last week Tuesday. When I wanted to order a round of shots for the table, Khloe got up and went to the bathroom. Afterwards she ordered a non-alcoholic beer and a tall glass of water. She didn’t touch a drop of alcohol all night… Khloe’s either on a diet or she’s pregnant. I’m going for the latter.”
Khloe is the only Kardashian without a child. Could this be it? We think so.
What about you? Is Khloe pregnant or on a diet? What will Kris Jenner say when she finds out- Oh, no, wait… She won’t mind. Let us know your extremely valuable thoughts in the comments below.
