Oh, Kim Kardashian… how do you keep thinking of such innovative ways to ensure your daughter North West a life of embarrassment and shame? Kim Kardashian is touting her new Paper cover in which she bares her completely fake butt for all to see. I bet readers would like to see that with no Photoshopping!
Update: Kim Kardashian has proudly added nude full frontal naked vagina pics to her Paper Magazine portfolio – check out the NSFW pics if you want to see what Kanye West sees right here at Radar.
If this dingbat still thinks that anyone believes her bum is 100% legit, her head is as thick as her bottom. Take a look at some pre-Ray J photos of Kim and the magic of fillers will become perfectly clear! Sort of how sister Kylie Jenner’s lips magically inflated before our eyes. We will humor you though, Kim, as you may very well still believe that your butt x-ray cleared up any fake butt rumors. Too see all the Paper Mag pics Click over to our pals at Realitytea.com here.
On the original Paper cover, Kim has mysteriously lost any signs of flab and cellulite as she drops her dress to bare her gigantically over-filled bottom. Gossip Cop shared the cover along with the alternate cover in which Kardashian appears to be popping open a champagne bottle as champagne lands perfectly in a glass held in place by her big rump. At least in the alternate cover she covers up in a dress. Thank you, Kim. Our eyes truly appreciate that.
Kardashian shared the extremely edited images on Instagram today, “Paper Magazine new cover alert! – such a honor to work with the legendary Jean-Paul Goude!!!! Shot this in Paris. Can’t wait for you to see the whole issue.” Oh no…do we HAVE to??? The magazine gave an embarrassing statement about their choice for the cover stating, “For our winter issue, we gave ourselves one assignment: Break The Internet. There is no other person that we can think of who is up to the task than one Kim Kardashian West. A pop culture fascination able to generate headlines just by leaving her house, Kim is what makes the web tick. We tapped legendary French photographer Jean-Paul Goude to recreate his iconic ‘Champagne Incident’ shot and all we can say about the images inside, which we’ll be releasing on Thursday, is…holy f*cking sh*t.” Surely, North West will never be able to go to school…or in public after the magazine’s release. Then again, Kris may offer to homeschool North—just as she does with daughters Kylie and Kendall, who I hear have now mastered spelling their full names correctly!
Well, CDLers, get your eyes ready for the big release on Thursday. Are you brave enough to look at the photos inside? Tell us below!
