New mom Kate Middleton will be crowned the next Queen of England! It’s no secret that Queen Elizabeth has been working tirelessly before she relinquishes the throne to ensure the Prince Charles and his wretched wife Camilla Parker-Bowles do not get named the next King and Queen of England. Queen Elizabeth has been grooming Kate Middleton to be the next Queen since her wedding to Prince William in 2011. According to GLOBE Magazine’s May 11 cover Queen Elizabeth has finally gotten her way – and Kate Middleton has won the crown.
The May 11 cover of GLOBE Magazine shows a beaming Kate Middleton wearing the crown and the headline screams, “New Mom Kate Wins Crown: Official Photo Released As Kate Gives Birth.” Camilla Parker-Bowles is also featured on this week’s cover and she appears to be sobbing uncontrollably, her photo is captioned: “Bitter Camilla Collapses: It’s Over For Me.” Is anyone really shocked that Prince Charles and Camilla are out? Queen Elizabeth despises Camilla Parker-Bowles and can’t trust bumbling Prince Charles with the Monarchy – she has been begging Prince William to take the throne for months now. And, what better time to please the people with a change in regime than when they are all celebrating the birth of Prince William and Princess Kate’s new baby girl?
In other news, the May 11 edition of GLOBE Magazine’s cover also teases an expose on “suicidal pilots” and what threats they pose to innocent Americans while they are travelling in the air. And as always our friends at GLOBE Magazine manage to get their hands on some shocking evidence about our favorite celebrities – and the cover teases that they have gotten their hands on some FBI files about Shirley Temple’s “secret life.”
So, what do you think of Kate Middleton being crowned the next Queen of England? We will be picking up this week’s issue of GLOBE Magazine as soon as it hits newsstands so we can dish on all of the exciting details. Let us know what you think in the comments below and don’t forget to check CDL later for the full story.
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