Madonna Lusts After Hot Male Model Andrea Denver On Instagram: Denver Says He’d Totally Date Her – She’s Attractive!

Madonna Lusts After Hot Male Model Andrea Denver On Instagram: Denver Says He'd Totally Date Her - She's Attractive!

Madonna posted a pic of a male model, Andrea Denver, on Instagram – and she seems to be head-over-heels for her new Internet crush! Yes, I know what you’re all probably thinking: why would a celebrity of her caliber search for a man on a social networking site? I honestly don’t know. There’s more than enough men on OkCupid. You block the stalkers and the (literal) heart breakers and- What? Oh! Madonna is too superficial for real relationships.

Andrea Denver (even his name sounds hot) was inundated with a slew of heart-shaped emoji’s created by none other than Madonna. The caption reads, “Rebel 8 Pac!! Hell to the Yeah! [sic]” When Madonna compliments your appearance you say “Thank you ma’am”. Or if you’re a stalker, “Thank you Madonna… Tell me, can you hear the silence of the lambs?”

Luckily the 33-year-old Denver responded like a gentleman: “Thank you @madonna! You are such an icon!” An 8-pack and a gentleman? Please, please dear Lawd don’t let him like kittens and poetry too. He told a TMZ source, “I’d definitely go on a date with her [Madonna].” Who wouldn’t? It’s Madonna. She’s like a virgin, touched for the very first time.

Madonna searches for men like a hypochondriac searches for murder-diseases on WebMD. She prefers younger men, like Timor Steffens (27), Brahim Zaibat (24) and Jesus Luz (22). Even though I despise the term “Cougar” there is no other way to describe Madonna’s lustful hunger for dashing young men with six-packs crafted by God. The advent of Instagram and Tumblr gave us aspiring male and female models on JPEG-dishes. Anyone can search for “hot guys”, “hot girls” and “ohmygawdcute kittens”. Any and all of these search terms will produce a beautiful, albeit ghastly array of shimmering hot cuteness.

What do you think about Madonna’s latest manscapade? Will Andrea Denver take it one step further? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below.

Image credit to Instagram

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