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The Royals

Queen Elizabeth Cancels Kate Middleton’s Baby Shower Because She’s Already Spoiled Enough

Hold on to all those gender-neutral swaddling blankets and spit up rags you were hoping to send in the mail…

Taylor Swift Desperate To Be Prince Harry’s Princess, Planning Hook Up While He’s In U.S.

What a shitty welcome back to the U.S. For the record she's not my Goodwill Ambassador. Did he switch his…

Camilla Parker-Bowles Hates Kate Middleton and Wants To Divorce Prince Charles

It must really be awful to spend 30 years as someone’s mistress only to finally marry and realize you hate…

Kate Middleton Orders Family To Stop Embarrassing Her!

Did good 'ole Uncle Gary finally get the memo to shut his trap? He's the first member of Kate Middleton's…

Kate Middleton Broken-Hearted While Prince William Cheated Says Uncle Gary Goldsmith

What is that old saying about loose lips sinking ships? It sounds like Kate Middleton's favorite uncle, Gary Goldsmith is…

Prince Harry Proposing To Cressida Bonas Because She Was ‘Born To Be A Princess’

Is that why it took Prince William so long to propose to Kate Middleton... because she wasn't? But what is…

Kate Middleton Finally Succeeds In Forcing Prince William To Quit His RAF Job

It took long enough but she finally did it. I'm sure Kate Middleton's baby helped. Queen Elizabeth's questionably failing health probably…

GLOBE: Camilla Parker-Bowles and Prince Charles Hate Each Other – Divorce On The Way

That feud between Camilla Parker-Bowles and Prince Charles only seems to be getting worse as each week goes by. The…