Cali Lee and David Lucado, a.k.a. Britney Spears’ boyfriend, had raunchy, cheatin’ sex behind Britney’s back – not literally though. In early August, a video surfaced of Lucado “dancing with and kissing” a woman. Britney’s kind father bought the video from an entertainment agency and showed it to his daughter. The pop singer dumped Lacado’s cheating ass and cried in a bathtub for a week. The anonymous woman turned out to be – you guessed it – Cali Lee.
Cali Lee is the quintessential pornographic sex symbol. The relatively unknown Latina beauty is also a homewrecker and a part-time mistress (Kristen Stewart anyone?). The multi-billion dollar porn industry is condemned for its visceral portrayal of human sexuality. Cali clearly didn’t receive the Stigma Memo. A bit of moral vitriol for lunch and Bob’s your psychic uncle.
Hell hath no fury on a pop singer scorned. Brit-Brit addressed the white elephant in the room during her Piece of Me concert on Sunday when she told the audience, “Well, by now everyone knows my boyfriend cheated on me. But the best part of breaking up is going on first dates.”
Brit-Brit’s newfound Pat Benatar Singledom is the best thing since Kevin Federline. No more men, Brit-Brit – it only takes one crime de passion to land you in jail-hell for the rest of your life. My psychic once told me, “Never trust a man who cheats on you with the lead actress from ‘Itty Bitty Boobies’. Run like hell. Don’t stop, don’t speak to strangers, and don’t think of Gwen Stefani.”
Madame Bob is a very wise woman. What do you think? Is Brit-Brit a Grimaldi in disguise? Why did Lucado cheat on her? Is Cali Lee a stagename? Let us know your valuable thoughts in the comments below.
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