I guess being a Z-list celebrity isn’t all what it’s cracked up to be. Just ask Ashton Kutcher’s rumored mistress, Brittney Jones. After trying to gain popularity and fame over some nude pics and a reported sex tape, she’s now resorted to keeping her clothes on!
She started the auction at a cool $500, but it has since climbed to eleven bids and is at $9,100. Good lord, is anything he touches worth a ton of money? We don’t even know if she was lying about hooking up with him.
Per the auction, she said, “This sweater was given to me after spending the night with Ashton. I no longer have any attachment to this sweater and I am hoping someone else will enjoy it.”
Wow. Some people will do anything to further their fifteen minutes of fame. Even selling stuff that could’ve just as easily sat in her closet for years and looks like something your grandfather wore. As long as it has that possible celebrity connection, people are interested. I just don’t get it. This really makes me weep for our future.
