Kris Humphries is broken hearted and ‘bummed’ that his sneaky low-down soon-to-be ex-wife Kim Kardashian filed for divorce today – after only 72 days of marriage. Kim has always been a complete phony but the surprise filing of divorce papers this morning is a new low for KarTrashian. Kris is a good natured fellow who got in bed with a black widow – and he has now been bitten by the same.
Kris told his pals that he does not believe in divorce and that he desperately tried to save his marriage to Kim Kardashian. Well Kris will believe in divorce soon enough.
Kris has the reputation of being fairly religious and TMZ says that he is telling friends he and Kim discussed the possibility of divorce, but he believed they could work their problems out.
Imagine that poor Kris didn’t even know until this morning that his darling wife was filing for divorce.
Kris is also telling friends that the stories that he was cheating on Kim are simply false.
We are convinced that when Kim realized that Kris sometimes asked to be walked off leash she pulled the plug on their marriage.