Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries Deny Split Rumors

Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries Deny Split Rumors

Despite all of the rumors and magazine covers suggesting that Kim Kardashian and her husband Kris Humphries are splitting up, they don’t want us to believe the hype! I would’ve went as far as saying that they pulled a Speidi on us because it all just seems so fake — kind of like her famous backside.

We just figured that it was only one of the stages of Kim’s plan to take over the media with her fake marriage, fake baby and fake everything reports.

According to TMZ, the famous famewhoring couple are not on the verge of divorcing, despite all of the proclamations to the contrary. The newest story shows Kris with some packing boxes and leaving his shared place in New York — without his wedding ring.

The gossips went into a flurry after that, because not wearing that little piece of jewelry is enough to start rumors of a divorce. In truth, they were just finishing up with their reality show in New York, and were leaving together.

Now you can all sleep at night knowing that these two are not over with — yet. Not until it benefits her, anyways.

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