Lindsay Lohan Works Herself To Death At The Morgue

Lindsay Lohan Works Herself To Death At The Morgue

Lindsay Lohan‘s first successful day at the morgue saw her complete 8 of the 16 required hours of custodial work she must do before her November 2 court hearing – with only a minor cupcake scandal to mar her shift.

Sources report that she went in and washed soiled linens, scrubbed toilets and seemed to enjoy her time with the other volunteers.

According to TMZ LiLo said she felt “terrible” about showing up late and being such a distraction on Thursday, so she went to bed early to avoid a repeat performance. Lindsay didn’t act like a spoiled brat and got down on her hands and knees and cleaned floors. She even socialized with some of the other volunteers.

Lindsay told friends she wasn’t trying to bribe anyone with the specially delivered, but turned away, cupcakes but that she was simply making a gesture of apology and friendliness for showing up late the previous day.

We find it absurd that Lindsay Lohan gets so much negative publicity and ridicule from the media. After all who has she really hurt – what are her serious crimes – why do law enforcement and the courts need to pick on her? There are countless real criminals – think Wall Street, think Banking and Insurance – who between them stole billions of dollars that the taxpayers will be paying back for years. We don’t hear about these guys – they walked away with multi-million dollar golden handshakes and we get to pay for their mistakes. I say leave Lindsay Lohan alone – she is no danger to society.

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