By the time Sunday got here, I was so angry I nearly tased myself just to finish it in style. However, as I am not fond of doing the worm while urinating on myself, I opted to instead to call and listen to my ex-wife ramble on for an hour. Next time I will put on some depends and let the taser do what it do.
However, we are here together so here’s what is coming if you push play…
1) NBA star Lebron James has been criticized for not putting out enough effort in the playoffs but it has been revealed that his teammate is knocking boots with his mom. No distraction there.
2) A fast food employee is a typical douchebag and ruins her drive thru experience and she DOES opt to use the taser. My hero.
3) The guitarist for Tokio Hotel ODs on Viagra and works the woody for two days until his trip to the ER. Ouch.
Go ahead, push play. What else are you gonna do? Work? Riiiiiight.