Angry Patrick’s Weekly Rant – What Is He Angry about This Week?

Just for a minute, I thought it might be a week that didn’t require anger management.   I was wrong.   Not just your average, everyday kind of wrong but that epic level kind just like the time I thought it would be funny to sneak in the girls bathroom at school.   Of all the girls that would be in there, fate dealt me Kamesha….the only 5th grader who was 5ft 11 and weighed 175.   She definitely got my vote for class president.   Hey…it was that or get my ass knocked out again.

But, you didn’t log on to read about my childhood woes. So, let’s get to what I’m angry about this week.

1) the website www.michaeljacksonhoaxforum.com is proposing Jackson is still alive and shows you their proof. the members think he may be the messiah.

2) Katy Perry is named as Maxim’s Hottest Woman. Really?

3) Vivid Entertainment, seller of celeb sex tapes, is now going to make XXX movies with superheroes like Superman, Spider-Man and The Hulk.

And I am begging you….please stop playing these rants at work or they’re gonna fire you!   Then again, if your boss thinks you’re this angry, you might get a promotion.   So, turn it up to 11 and blast his slack-jawed, coffee-breathed ass.

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