Charlie Sheen Is Still Seeking an Intern: Do You Have What It Takes? We Don’t

Charlie Sheen Is Still Seeking an Intern: Do You Have What It Takes? We Don’t

The number 74,000 seems relatively obsolete.   We’d probably go as far to say it has no real significance.   Anywhere.   But, then again, we–as well as the majority of sane people out there–live in a universe slightly more focused that Charlie Sheen’s.   Thank God.

There are, however, a few people who’d like to take a dip in that Sheen pool o’ nastiness.   Over 74,000 to be exact.

As some of you might know, Charlie Sheen recently placed an ad on his twitter account seeking an intern. Why? Why would someone want to be an intern to the mad-dog himself?   Honestly, what else would look better on a resume?

Whatever kind of demon-magic compels a person to do such a thing we have no clue, but eager hopefuls continue to bombard his Twitter page. With so many worthy potentials, it’s going to take some deep, hardcore thinkin’ on Sheen’s part. Uh oh.

Let’s all root for recent applicant casepoco of Sherman Oaks, CA.

“casepoco: bcuz i make things happen. i’m amazing, i’m helpful, i get wild i dare u pick me!”

Don’t dare him, honey. Please.   And punctuate correctly next time.

Or ultraviolenz. . .

“ultraviolenz: bcuz I understand the core resonance of your message to the gathering masses.”

That’s deep. If only we understood “the core resonance” behind that Tweet of yours.

For thrilling millisecond-by-millisecond coverage of The Great Search for the Tiger Blood Intern, tune in to Sheen’s Twitter page at: http://twitter.com/search?q=%23TigerBloodIntern.  Or,  if you’re compelled to apply, go here: http://cs.internships.com/charlie-sheen-internship/

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