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Kim Kardashian To Lecture On Objectification Of Women In Media – Hypocritical Attempt To Promote New ‘Selfish’ Book?

The lascivious hypocrite Kim Kardashian West is scheduled to give a seminar on June 30 in Oakland, California. Why is this even news? Because the most sexually objectified woman in the entertainment industry will speak about ‘the objectification of women in the media’. Contradictions galore, said event will also include hot topics such as ‘the business of the millennial culture’ and how Kim and her gory family managed to ‘monetize everything in their lives’. In other words, the aptly titled Kim Kardashian West Live! will teach lesser-mortals how to turn their poop into gold nuggets, because, you know, money.

Before you go all Gary Busey on me in the comments (knowledge is power!) just remember that Kim doesn’t do anything without a thousand strings attached to it. This informative little seminar is more about Kim’s new book ‘Selfish’ than it is about empowerment and all that “life is so amazing” mumbo jumbo. A Kardashian never changes its Louboutins.

The best-selling ‘Selfish’ (no objection) is nothing more than a glorified vanity project featuring Kim’s – wait for it – ‘selfie photography’. The ‘never-before-seen personal images’ (yes, that’s the actual description on Amazon) ‘presents some of Kim’s favorite selfies in one volume—from her favorite throwback images to current ultra-sexy glam shots—and provides readers with a behind-the-scenes look into this larger-than-life star.’ You will get the opportunity to stare into the smooth, lifeless face of the one and only Kim Kardashian. It’s a real steal! You’ll be the envy of all your friend(s)! But don’t be selfish. Sharing is caring, remember? Who wouldn’t want to give Jelly Jenny and Green Grisella such a lovely present for Christmas?

Ticket prices for Kim’s seminar range from $40.00 (Balcony Mid/Rear) to $300.00 (VIP Party Package). All proceeds will go to the Kim Kardashian Butt Implant Foundation to help Kim’s booty stay perkier than a wallflower in hell.

What do you think about Kim’s new venture? Will you pay $300.00 to attend Kim’s seminar? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below.

Pregnant reality star Kim Kardashian arrives on a flight at the Nice airport on June 23, 2015 in Nice, France. Image credit to FameFlynet

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