What a changed slut she is! Paris has already agreed to do an interview less than 48 hours of her release. Paris Hilton will make her post-jail appearance on “Larry King Live” Wednesday night and sources say she will appear in-stuido for the entire hour of the show.
Paris Hilton had to settle for Larry King after major networks told
If we had to explain 500 years from now what trailer trash looked like this picture would be the perfect representation. Poor kid has no chance with the queen of trash. She will probably be happy if he knocks up a girl at 15! 
Remember the “performances” Britney Spears did two months ago? The disastrous outfits, lip-syncing and tape skipping that she was ridiculed for? I guess Britney was the only one that didn’t get she was a joke…. She is set to hit the stage again June 30 at L.A.’s Greek Theatre. Other peformers include Cyndi Lauper, Erasure, Debbie Harry, The Dresden Dolls, 
