Britney Spears Described As A Filthy Farting Drug-Using Nose-Picking Slattern

Britney Spears Described As A Filthy Farting Drug-Using Nose-Picking Slattern

Britney Spears‘ ex-bodyguard has painted an extremely unflattering portrait of star in sensational newly released court papers.  Former policemen, Fernando Flores alleged that Britney used various drugs including methamphetamine and a drug used to treat heroin or morphine overdoses.

The attorney for Spears’ Co-Conservators has filed a motion to strike these allegations claiming they are false.  Fernando is suing the star’s conservators, alleging sexual harassment against Spears. Flores alleges he faced a series of bizarre come-ons from Britney who paraded naked in front of him and often asked him into her bedroom for sex.

In recent filings of Flores‘ lawsuit, the former bodyguard stated that Britney farted and picked her nose “unapologetically,” did not shower for days on end, nor brushed her teeth, or ever wore deodorant.  “Spears was generally personally unkempt,” Flores, 29, alleged.

Fernando is claiming at least $10 million damages from Britney for what he describes as “repeated, unwanted sexual advances and harassment” detailed in court papers filed in Los Angeles how Britney craved a cocktail of drugs during the time he worked for her.

“Based on his former experience as a police officer, Plaintiff (Flores) is informed and believes and alleged thereon that Defendant Spears was often under the influence of illegal prescription and non-prescription drugs, such as Ritalin, Narcon (Naloxone) and methamphetamine.” the documents state.

He claims, “Defendant Spears was mentally unstable, and personally obnoxious and demanding, requiring her staff on various occasions and for no rationally discernible reasons to address her as “Jennifer” or “Queen Bee,” on other occasions, Defendant Spears would cut her hair in an erratic fashion, leaving uneven and bald spots on her head.”

Fernando worked for Spears from February until July, 2010, when he stormed out of her Calabasas, CA. mansion after she allegedly bent over in a short nightie to expose herself.

“Spears made repeated unwanted sexual advances to Plaintiff, summoning (him) to her room at her residence for no other purpose or reason than to expose her naked or near naked body to Plaintiff,” according to the suit.

Fernando insists “the sexual advances of Spears were unwanted for a variety of reasons.”

Spears had obnoxious personal habits, such as chain smoking cigarettes, which made her smell continually of stale tobacco,” he wrote in his court document.  “She broke wind or picked her nose unselfconsciously and unapologetically before Plaintiff (Flores) and others and she was constantly and gratuitously loud and profane in her speech.”

“She did not bathe for days on end, did not use deodorant, did not brush her teeth, did not fix her hair, did not wear shoes or socks.”

According to Fernando, he suffered psychological damage, anxiety attacks, depression and insomnia as a result of Britney’s alleged harassment.

Although I’m pretty sure Fernando is telling the truth I still don’t think he has any legitimate claim to compensation from Britney or he conservators. If he didn’t like his job he could simply have quit – after all did he think minding Britney was going to be easy?

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