Oprah Ordered To Diet Or Die As She Boozes and Binges!

Oprah Ordered To Diet Or Die As She Boozes and Binges!

This week’s National Enquirer features stories that will no doubt shock and awe its readers with a cover that features ‘Hollywood Weight Battles: OPRAH, RICKI & More.’

Can you imagine the strain someone like Oprah Winfrey put on herself with her yo-yo cycle of dieting and weight loss followed by ballooning again? The magazine claims she is now at a whopping 280 lbs and has got there by boozing and binge eating.  Oprah is quick to give advice and act as though she were a regular font of wisdom but until she gets her own weight issues under control her position as the ‘wise one’ must be doubted.  Her doctors have ordered her to diet or die!

Another former tubbo is Ricki Lake – but as she is being set up to take Oprah’s place as the queen of daytime talk she has slimmed down considerably during her DWTS run. The magazine itself will elaborate ad nauseum on the weight issues facing Hollywood celebs. As they say – if you can’t handle the weight, stay out of the kitchen!

Now the magazine does not only want to pick on those overweight they are picking on Demi Moore too who they say is down to 90 lbs.  They go on to claim that her family has stepped in with an intervention to get her to eat.

Other stories covered in this weeks issue of the Enquirer are:  ANGIE & BRAD Fighting Over SHILOH – what do you suppose they are fighting about, Shiloh acting like a boy?  MILEY Nude Photo & Drug Scandal – well there is really no scandal here at all – Miley is a stoner and that is that. If she isn’t then let her take a drug test and prove it.

KRIS Bans KIM From Family Funeral – do you blame him?  LIZA Falls Off Wagon & Breaks Leg – Say Sources – all we hard what she tripped over her dog… . J.R. MARTINEZ Shocking Tell-All – the man does love to talk.

NATALIE WOOD Sex Secret – this whole Natalie Wood murder investigation story seems to have run its course but who can be certain.

To find out all this and more, pick up the current issue of National Enquirer.

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