Kris Jenner, the mother of all bitches, recently referred to Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson and her Mama Boo Boo June Shannon as “classless”. However, as with the changing of the tides, Jenner is allegedly now having a change of heart and wants to help them with their careers. Why would the most despised manager on the planet help the Thompsons? It all comes down to money, ca-chunk, da-dollah, moolah, cash – the root of Kris Jenner’s existence.
According to a report in Star magazine print edition, October 22, Kris is attempting to meet with the Thompsons and discuss their business future. She has, after all, managed to build a multimillion dollar empire on the Kardashian brand, so a profitable side business in the form of Honey Boo Boo might just sky rocket her finances. An insider told Star magazine, “Kris realized that they could be a gold mine. The Thompsons don’t really have any professional representation outside of TLC, and Kris thinks she can get them some serious endorsements and more money from the network. They’re getting a fraction of what Kate Gosselin got.”
Imagine for a second the merging of the Kardashians and the Thompsons. Take a moment. Think it through. Breathe. Done? This merger could be the biggest entertainment moment in history and could send the Thompsons into stratospheric levels of fame. However, we’re uncertain whether it would ever happen. June Thompson prides herself on being the “matriarch” of the Thompson family and we highly doubt she would give over the reins of her family to the demonic presence of Jenner, especially since Jenner called June “classless” and became stuck in a little feud to be crowned the reality television queen.
Unfortunately for the Kardashians, their reign of terror is slowly coming to an end. Viewership has fallen in their weekly numbers and their popularity is dwindling as quickly as a marriage between penguins at a zoo – it’s just not that fresh anymore.
For the sake of entertainment we hope that the Kardashians and Thompsons merge, because how cool does “Keeping Up with the Honey Boo Boo Kardashians” sound? Nah, it just doesn’t have the same ring to it. What do you think? Who’s your favourite of the two families? Let us know in the comments below.
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