Another week is finished, lets take a look back at what happened on Celebrity Dirty Laundry this week. The week started with Britney (as usual) and more of her shenanigans. Britney decided to get the “Lisa Rinna” look this week by having her lips filled with collagen. It is beyond my comprehension why stars today want to look like Daffy Duck! Britney did not have a good week this week her new Album Blackout received harsh reviews . Britney’s Parenting Coach submitted her official report. Rumour has it the report is not favorable. Later in the week Briney fans called for a boycott of her album to try to force her to get help. Continuing with her great week Britney was caught with uppers in her purse on the way to her parenting class. Ending her week Britney ended up in court and apparently was a disaster. As she left the courtroom she coined the new phrase “Eat It, Lick It, Snort it, Fuck It“. Now after a week like this – all I would want to do it stay at home, but in true Britney fashion after her court hearing she headed out to party with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. What would we have left to blog if it was not for Britney Spears Bitches!
Finally this week after playing coy for a while Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhaal went public. The story which is nominated as the “Biggest Bullshit of the week is” “Hillary opens up about her romance with Bill” – if you want to lose your dinner don’t miss it HERE. (This is of course is only my “Annemarie’s” opinion and not the opinion of Celebrity Dirty Laundry)
Dancing with the starts fifth elimination was Mark Cuban and during the show this week Marie Osmond fainted. Last week for the first time even First Lady Bush managed to make a rare “Fashion Statement”
The spice girls had a song on their new CD Voodoo leaked. Predictably, the egos have begun to show in the Spice Girl Group.
Winning the Celebirty Dirty Laundry – Double Standard Award – Halle Berry put her foot in her mouth this week and made an anti-semitic remark and in the same week Dr. James Watson, Nobel Prize Winner and DNA Pioneer made comments about blacks being less intelligent. Its great to see freedom in action. A scientist makes remarks that are controversial in nature, and then everyone lines up to force him out of a job and smear him personally. I don’t agree with his comments, BUT he should have the right to make them without fear of reprisal. Halle Berry clearly makes an anti-semitic remark and what happens to her ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. ALL HAIL THE THOUGHT POLICE, DOUBLE STANDARDS AS USUAL.
Winning the Celebirty Dirty Laundry – WORST HAIRCUT – Renee Zellweger and it got worst not better ! NO! she does not look good – NO she cannot wear it because of her good looks – She just looks awful! Someone needs to buy her a mirror or a good pair of glasses!
Winning the Celebirty Dirty Laundry – ROBYN’S RANT OF THE WEEK – Watch out Dead Animal Walking – Sharon Stone wearing ALF. “This picture makes me want to be sick. How ironic? she is at an aids event to help people, but doesn?t give a shit about killing animals. How many baby foxes did they have to kill for this ugliness?”
THE UNSEXIEST STARS OF 2007 WERE……The winner Sarah Jessica Parker with Madonna coming in number four (no surprise) Winning the Celebirty Dirty Laundry – WORST LOOK OF THE WEEK Hands down no competition WTF was she thinking POOR Rumer Willis.
To end the week CELEBUMORONS of the week Brody Jenner & Frank Delago -swapped positions last night for an early Halloween celebration. While other celebrities also dressed for Halloween for The Dream Halloween Benefit for Children with Aids.
So stop by this week for many more stories on Celebrity Dirty Laundry – Hugs Robyn and Annemarie!
