Survivor China – WEEK One ……

Another season of Survivor starts, my favorite show. In the season premiere of “Survivor: China”, the 16 castaways start off in Shanghai and then head off to a Buddhist ceremony in the mountaintops. The survivors are then split into teams. It seems like the teams are unfairly divided. One team is clearly superior. And WTF – since when do they give fire to the losing team – I wonder if the conditions are so poor they had to do that? The show tonight was more about introducing us to the two teams – below are the teams and members of each team – feel free to comment on any member !

THE ZHAN HU (FIGHTING TIGER) TRIBE ? or as I call them the FAILING TIGER TRIBE

I officially consider this team the DUMB-ASS TEAM. The first couple of weeks the two tribes are pitted against each other. You would think the best strategy would be to keep the strongest players. What does this team do? They vote out one of the strongest players who lives in the country and has most of the skills they will need to survive.? When it was time to build a shelter, this team was singing and laughing. This is a disorganized team who I predict will lose immunity challenge after immunity challenge week after week. The members of the team are: 1. PEIH-GEE LAW ? an irritating, grating, bossy person ? when they lose the immunity all she can do is cry. She wants to be the leader of the tribe ? I predict this will not happen, she is lucky to last another week or two! 2. DAVE CRUSER ? he indicated at tribal council he wants to be the leader ? should be interesting to see what happens between him and PG. 3. ERIK HUFFMAN ? nothing much to say about him yet. 4. ASHLEY MASSARO ? she spent the first day sick with chills and dry heaves ? a wrestler she has had so much plastic surgery her face does not move ? she is 90 % plastic ? she better not get too close to the fire. I also think her makeup has been tattooed on. I can tell she is going to be a real bitch ? she looks the type! 5. MICHAEL “FROSTI” ZERNOW ? he is in amazing shape ? if he can make it to the merge he will be a force to be reckoned with ? he was amazing in the immunity challenge ? it was the team who let him down. 6.SHEREA LLOYD ? a total moron ? she goes on survivor and she wears high heals ? but I bet she is someone who will fly under the radar. 7.JAIMIE DUGAN ? nothing much to say about him yet. 8. STEVE “CHICKEN” MORRIS first survivor to be voted out. He just did not fit in with this crowd. He was a worker. I am predicting voting him out was a HUGE mistake. Like he said when you vote ?If you vote for the one who does the most work and not the one who does the least ? that team will be seeing a lot of Jeff?

THE FEI LONG (FLYING DRAGON) TRIBE ? IMMUNITY WINNER

Very organized tribe they build their shelter right away while the other team laughed and danced. The members of the team are: 1. AARON REISBERGER ? He was appointed leader of the team. Rumor has it he becomes a very good leader. 2. COURTNEY YATES What up
with the pock mark on her mouth? I can already tell she will be annoying. She has one of those voices. I just want to smack her. 3. AMANDA KIMMEL – not much to say about her yet. 4.JEAN-ROBERT BELLANDE ? he is a professional poker player and seems like a total asshole. 5. LESLIE NEASE ? Irritating with a capital I. She would not go through with the opening ceremony ? give me a break! Leslie has a relationship with Jesus Christ. I predict she will get more and more annoying as the weeks go by and will likely fly under the radar. 6. DENISE MARTIN – another one who will fly under the radar. 7.TODD HERZOG ? if I were the other members on this team I would keep my eye on him! 8. JAMES CLEMENT – WOW! What a hottie??.. Definitely the fittest survivor we have ever seen and modest. He should go far in the game!

Don’t forget to come back next week!

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