When The Queen Of England Meets Lady Gaga Its All Over But The Crying

What has the world come to?  Last night the Queen and Prince Philip were entertained by a leather-clad Lady Gaga.  Lady Bla Bla Gaga arrived on stage to close the show wearing a red leather dress with a 20ft long red train. She had huge circles of red eye make-up, for a panda-style look.

What an I say?  Lady Gaga is ugly and talentless – but that doesn’t seem to stop her.  There is nothing to say about her – her songs are vapid – her costumes  absurd. I report on her because, for some reason, she is "news."