Angry Patrick Weekly Rant: Friday Edition [07.30.10]

Angry Patrick verbally violates scientists that are studying Ozzy’ Osbourne’s DNA to see why he has lived so long.  And by violate I mean it may break state law, federal law and the Geneva Convention in under two minutes!  Scientists are studying Ozzy’s DNA to see why he has lived so long.   Couldn’t you get the same thing studying a jar of Vlassic?   And here I thought science was advancing.