Celebrity Dirty Laundry Monday Laundry Links [08.02.10]

Madonna’s children enjoyed lunch on August 1, 2010 at the American Dream restaurant in Paris, France while their mother was busy directing her first film “W.E.”. David Banda, Mercy James, Lourdes Leon and Rocco Ritchie hurried out of the restaurant with the help of their nannies to avoid the cameras.

Visit a few of our friends below to see what they have to say today (In Alphabetical Order) : 

James Van Der Beek Married This Weekend Too Amy Grindhouse 

This Adams Family is Entirely Unspooky, Try Adorable! Amy Adams and Fiance Dine Out     Accidental Sexiness 

Coach Says David Beckham’s Career as We Know it is Over   Anything Hollywood 

Friday Caption Contest Results: Nic Cage Edition   Ayyyy! 

Naomi Campbell Applies For ‘Protective Measures’ Before Testifying   Back Seat Cuddler

Kim Kardashian, Kelly Ripa and Ashley Greene attend Super Saturday 13 to Benefit Ovarian Cancer Research    Brick and Stones Gossip

Mad Men Season 4 Episode 2 Live Blogging   Busy Bee Blogger

Big Brother 12 – The BITCH has the power!  Celebrity Fashion Watcher

Pixie Lott Puts On Her Lesbian Bikini   Celebrity Hot Sauce

Dr. Phil Gets an Extreme Hair Transplant  Celebrity Pixx

Celebs Run The Chicago Half Marathon  Celebrity Smack 

Mad Men Weekly Update “Christmas Comes But Once A Year” Dipped in Cream 

Photo: Alicia Keys & Swizz Beatz have gotten married!   Ear Sucker 

Surgery Fan Janice Dickinson Refuses To Let Daugher Go Under The Knife    Fit Celeb 

Robert Pattinson Calls Courtney Love a Dick   Girls Talking Smack 

Justin Bieber To Publish His Memoirs?   Have U Heard 

Montana Fishburne Made A Sextape And Snooki Got Arrested  Hilary Shepherd

Lady GaGa Is Afraid Of Losing Her Creativity. Through Her Vagina   I Need My Fix 


Set phasers to Flamewar!   Lolebrity 

Heidi Montag, Pratt Marriage Was A Sham   Oh The Scandal

DJ Claims He saw Brit’s New Video  Poor Britney

Lance Bass Has a New Boyfriend: Marc Jacobs’ Ex   PopEater 

Hugh Hefner going Private With PLAYBOY?  Right Celebrity 

PHOTOS Match made in heaven: Kelly Bensimon and Jake Pavelka together in Chicago  Starasm 

Chelsea Clinton A Blushing Bride In Vera Wang!  Stylecaster

Julianne Hough asks ‘Is That so Wrong?’ Answer: YES, b*tch!    Tabloid Prodigy 

Charlie Sheen Plea Deal Down to the Wire    TMZ 

Dennis Rodman Refuses Autographs after Car Accident!  Why Fame ! 

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