CDL Welcomes Angry Patrick To The CDL Family – Patrick’s First Rant

First things first….I am so excited that Robyn has invited me to become part of the CDL family!   I think Robyn does an incredible job with CDL and it is truly an honor to be associated with this site and the loyal readers.   A little about me…I am a stand up comic and a regular feature on one of the most outrageous radio morning shows in the nation, The Corey and Jay Show.

My thing is simple. I’m angry.   I’m angry and recruiting an army of those who feel the same.

If you are the kind of person who is truly excited to see the latest fashion from Lady GaGa or you look forward to hearing the musings of Spencer Pratt or you believe a book on parenting by Dina Lohan is likely full of amazing insight, then you should NEVER push the play button that unleashes the fury of my celebrity rants.

I am the voice of the masses that are sick of the Jon Gosselins and Snookis of the world whose only claim to fame is that of being the biggest douchenozzle on the planet.   I am the cry of women who think that “vajazzling” their goods is among the dumbest things on Earth. I deliver the rage that we men have when we have to hear yet another celebrity asswipe tell us that they are “sex addicts” and have to go to rehab. I call bullshit.

If it’s celebrity and it’s stupid, if their famous and being douchetastic, if they’re drunk and in denial then I’ll be there. When Matthew McConaughey refuses to wear a shirt, when Lindsay creates and sells hooker leggings, when Lady GaGa wears a toaster on her head…I will be there to share the collective anger in us all.

The moment you push play there will be no turning back. You cannot unring the angry bell. You cannot put the beast back in the box. BUT….if you wanna laugh your ass off and take a wild, angry ride….then push play, sit back and get ready to exclaim, “I can’’t believe he said that!”   

Angry Patrick

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