Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Not Divorcing

In news that surprises absolutely no one, Heidi Montag has pulled her petition for divorce from her equally annoying idiot husband, Spencer Pratt.

We knew that this was coming, so we aren’t really shocked at all. Recently, there was news that these two morons have absolutely no money and are completely broke. The divorce was a sham from the very beginning and now we have proof.

TMZ reports:

The two had been seen out in public together recently — but yesterday, Montag made the reconciliation official, filing a motion for dismissal at L.A. County Superior Court.

As we previously reported, Montag filed for divorce back in July — citing irreconcilable differences.

But now, after the two reunited in Costa Rica to deal with a sex tape scandal — it seems Heidi is once again on board with the whole “’til death do us part” thing.

They need to go away….NOW. I guess Costa Rica didn’t want them either. It’s unfair, really. They should’ve been made to stay there. FOREVER.