Jennifer Lopez Seeks A New Assistant

The economy may be in the crapper, but Jennifer Lopez is hiring! Apparently the diva is in search of a highly qualified personal assistant.

An inside snitch said, “The person has to be graceful under pressure, have a thick skin and be resourceful in foreign countries, among other things. You’ll be expected to travel at a moment’s notice and must know how to adjust in each city.”

But wait — there’s more! (I said that in my best game show host voice)

The insider adds, “”The job is 6 days a week, at least 12 hour days with one day off, but you may not get off for weeks. You’ll be on call 24/7 and you’ve got to be organized and always on point.”

There are perks to working for J-Lo, in the form of helping her get dressed for fancy events and photo shoots. But, you also have to change diapers and cook when the butler is away.

The job pays $55,000 to $65,000 a year. It doesn’t seem like enough to take on all of those responsibilities. Besides that, where would you find the time to spend it?