Kit Kat Candy Bars Threaten To Destroy Our Planet Says Greenpeace

In their latest assault on normal human behaviour Greenpeace has launched a campaign attacking Nestle for buying the wrong sort of palm oil. "What" you say in startled disbelief – can this be for real?

Are the morons who spend their time and our money telling us how to live and making sure we don’t mess with Mother Nature actually trying to dictate which type of palm oil is kosher?   "YES"  is the shocking answer.   Apparently an evil company in Indonesia named Sinar Mas has planted some palm trees to be used as a source off oil on land that Greenguts has determined should be a rainforest.  

Now tell me, as you are going about your busy day and trying to deal with life’s real problems and issues isn’t it good to know that a lunatic fringe who live tax free off of the charity of the stupid and ignorant are working hard to protect us from the revenge of Kit Kat and Coffee Crisp?

Have a break? from Greenpeace UK on Vimeo.