Proving that Lindsay Lohan had the roughest 13 days in the history of the world, her mother, Dina Lohan talked to the press this morning. She acted like everyone thought jail was a place where we’d all hold hands and sing Kumbaya together. Nope, Dina, we’ve got news for you. Jail is full of criminals and your daughter was right where she belonged.
Now, Lindsay is holding her breath for a quick release from the rehab facility where she’s being treated. She was sentenced to 90 days, but it’s only looking like she will serve roughly half of that.
Dina said, “She’s great. She’s been through a lot. The judge played hardball. Lindsay was in with alleged murderers and she’s become friends with a lot of them. Lindsay rolled with the punches and she’s doing wonderfully.”
She also went on to say that Lindsay doesn’t like the heat, so she’s getting out of the kitchen. Dina said, “California is a wonderful state but it’s a different game you play there, the court system is a little different.”
Of her parental abilities, Dina added, “As a parent, you have to let her go a little bit. When she went out to Los Angeles when she was 19, I had to let her go and let her live and fall and fail and survive. Without failure, there’s no success. I was there in close proximity, but you can’t make your child not go out and go to a club and not get behind the wheel of a car. I certainly don’t condone any of that behavior.”
Nope, all of that was so out of your control, Dina. We wouldn’t want anyone to think she is an actual parent, now would we?
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