Apparently no one has had the common decency to tell Angelina Pivarnick just how much her music sucks, because, due to her song snippet’s recent popularity, she plans on releasing I’m Hot for the masses — in its full length form. Oh yay.
When the snippet first leaked, I listened to it for research purposes. Then, my ears bled and I had to call 911 for them to come and assist. I haven’t been the same since. And since after my medical hysteria died down, we have all been laughing at her lame attempt at a rap career.
But, Angelina’s obviously not smart enough to realize that the surge in popularity wasn’t because people were thinking she’s going to be the next Eminem. Nope, this dimwit hasn’t realized that we only listened to her song to make fun of it — endlessly.
TMZ reports that this twit even has a contract now:
But now — after the song dominated the Internet and the radio last week — Angie’s attorney Stephanie Ovadia tells us the two sides were able to bang out a deal to release the song on iTunes some time next week.
Ovadia, along with a Stein’s attorney Bryan Konoski, released a joint statement saying, “The negotiations were a success and we have finalized the terms of a fair and even handed contract.”
To make it official, Angie and Stein are even throwing themselves a contract-signing ceremony in the middle of Times Square this afternoon.
Are they giving contracts away these days???