Spencer Pratt Arrested In Costa Rica

Mr. “I’ll do anything for fame and celebrity” Spencer Pratt was reportedly arrested at an airport in Costa Rica for illegal possession of a firearm.

This story just wreaks of mass quantities of BS, but we’ll bite. Spencer claims that he was on his way out of the country when he got clipped for possession. He said he was booked and processed at a local jail and released. He reportedly turned over the weapons and signed a confession with the DA.

Spencer released his own statement…TMZ reports:

“As part of my spiritual cleansing I’ve spent the last week living alone in the jungle, reflecting on my past transgressions, and working to become a better person. I had to live off the land, and hunt to survive. As I departed the country this morning to continue my spiritual journey, I mistakenly brought my hunting weapons to the airport. It was an honest mistake, and they sent me on my way. On an unrelated note, I’m not allowed in the country anymore — but that’s because of the chicken incident.”

WTF is the chicken incident? Did Spencer screw a chicken? And where’s that idiot wife of his? It’ll be really telling if he did get kicked out of Costa Rica and she returns to Los Angeles….What a coincidence that’ll be…