Apparently Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino is promoting his new book “Here’s The Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Genades and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore.” And it seems the new star has at least one solid piece of advice and that is regarding STD’s – he says he simply “Wraps It Up” or refuses to engage in sexual activity. Good advice but does he stick to it?
Kathie Lee also prompted The Situation to explain how he manages to perform sexually after nights out drinking in Miami – he said simply that he drinks less than his roommates and has nothing but great comments on his sexual prowess. Of course this somehow does not quite fit with his claim to be searching for a real girlfriend – one for whom true love will blossom. Our hunch is that he will need to stop constantly chasing girls if he plans on an old fashioned romance. So far the man who is Gyming, Tanning, and Laundering (GTL) he way to fame and fortune seems to be in love with himself.