Celeb Twitter Tuesdays: Snooki Ponders The Apocalypse, Ricky Martin en Espanol

Celeb Twitter Tuesdays: Snooki Ponders The Apocalypse, Ricky Martin en Espanol

Celeb Twitter Tuesdays is the one day of the week when I let myself loose on the ri-di-culous Twitter accounts of the celeb world. Today, a terrified @Sn00ki contemplates 2012 and the impending apocalypse, and @ricky_martin continues to tweet in Spanish so most of his 3 mill+ followers won’t be able to understand him.

@Sn00ki goes from wondering what new hairstyle to try for the VMAs to commenting on the earthquake that recently struck the east coast:

Tryin to figure out something new to do to my hair for the #VMAs this weekend! Hmmm

Gym and tanning ! Perfect timing for maury and springer YESSS

Omg earthquakeeeee

2012 is near, I knew it! I hope everyones okay!!!

Waahhhhhhh (I feel ya’, Snooks. They don’t have bronzer in post-apocalyptic worlds. You should be afraid. Very afraid.)

@ricky_martin tweets a lot en espanol *sigh+frustration*

robar un beso. (steal a kiss)

por comerte el ultimo pedazo de pizza. (to eat the last piece of pizza) <—– Ri. Di. Culous. I don’t care.

ser diferente. (be different)

And on to some other celeb tweets:

@justinbieber: yeah IT’s OUT!! who got the #NSNFANCUT today at @Target!??!?! post a pic and let me know. @jonmchu you are a #beast

@selenagomezSelena Gomez and The Scene trending topic, you guys are the best THX. Sitting in my hotel reading letters from the show. I love you all.

@KimKardashianSeriously @VeraWangGang thanks for making all of my dreams come true! U are a true fashion icon! I love u sooo much!!!!

@TheEllenShowThis is the same way I wound up with my tiny horses.http://say.ly/bpACU7ff

@chelseahandlerAll new show tonight with zoe saldana, and as usual I got fondled by my guest. She is mixed.

@lindsaylohan@mikelohan Vegas? (bad idea, LiLo. Bad. Idea.)

There’s just a little taste of some Celeb Twitter action. Check back next Tuesday for another sampling of funny/ridiculous/I’m-going-to-go-gouge-my-eyes-out-now-after-reading-that Celeb tweets. If you aren’t already, follow us at @celebdirtylaund. You can also follow my Twitter-newbie self at @SanfordNick. I’m currently on a mission to get any Celeb in the world to reply to one of my tweets.